I always start letters off like that...I need something a little more interesting. I'll brainstorm this week, and we'll see what I come up with.
So, in the mission I've already got a reputation. Can you
guess what that reputation is? Well...according to President Brough, I'm the loudest
missionary in the entire mission! Yaaaay! Didn't see THAT one coming, did you?!
I guess it's better than being known as the most annoying in the mission....oh
wait....
Had an interesting lesson this week. Down here there is a
church here that is pretty big called, "Asambleas de Dios"
Or...Assemblies of God. There are really quite a few members of it down here.
We got into a lesson, and this guy identified himself as a pastor of this
church. Ooooooh goody. We were talking and he just kept saying how, "This
is the biggest church in ALL of Guatemala." I just wanted to choke him! He
wouldn't stop saying it! So, finally, just to shut him up, I said,
"Look...I understand yours is the most attended church in all of
Guatemala, but you need to understand that that doens't impress me! The
membership of the TRUE CHURCH OF GOD is more than the ENTIRE POPULATION of
Guatemala! So...I don't know what you're trying to prove!" He didn't say
much after that. It wasn't the most loving thing to do, but I was just fed up
with it! I don't think he's gonna progress...
So, to get to our area that we work in from our house is about a 15 to 25 minute walk, depending on how bad I need to use the bathroom, or how much I'm chafing that day (Honesty is always the best policy). Last Saturday we were walking along this long, largely unused road, when a big Ford F150 pulled up beside us. Don't see those too much here. The guy inside looked at me and asked, in english, "Hey...want a ride?" Odd. But...sure! So we hopped in and I figured out that he was an American citizen! His name is Charlie from Rhode Island. I asked him why he was down here, and he said, "Well...I like it here. Don't have to work as much." Huh...weird. So we chatted for a little bit more, and then he said, "Oh yeah...I'm running from the law, too. So...don't talk about me to your friends back home." Woops. Shouldn't be writing this. But I just couldn't help myself. Nice guy, though! I kinda doubted his story a liiiittle bit, but when i hopped out and he drove away, sure enough...Rhode Island license plate on the back of his truck! Meet someone fun every single day!
That's all I've got for this week! I hope you all have a wonderful week, and I love you guys a ton! Send me letters! Cuz I like letters! Hopefully in the next few weeks I'll have some more pictures of me and my compo all dressed up in white with big smiley faces on!
Love you guys!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!
Love,
Elder Hopper 2